Albert's Sermon Illustrations

Illustrations are windows of your sermons. Here are some that Reverend Albert Kang has collected and used. Feel free to check them out and use them for God's glory.

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Biblical Humors

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Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?  A. Ruthless.  Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ? A. German Shepherds.  Q...
Sunday, February 6, 2011

The Horse Does Not Look Good

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One day a man passed by a farm and saw a beautiful horse.   Hoping to buy the animal, the man said to the farmer: "I think your horse ...

How Mensa Members Solve Problems

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Mensa is an organization whose members have an IQ of 140 or higher. A few years ago, there was a Mensa convention in San Francisco, and s...

The Burglar and the Pastor

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A burglar broke into a minister's house and told the pastor, "One move and you're dead. I'm looking for money." The ...

Answering Price Objection

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A sales clerk asked his boss how to handle people who complained about the current prices compared to the low prices in the good old day...

The Lord's Poem?

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A lady came to a famous poet and handed him a piece of paper, explaining, "The Lord has given me this poem." The poet scanned the...

Historic Recall

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Ms. Crabtree had been telling her 1st grade class the story of the discovery of America by Columbus. She concluded with, "And all this...
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