Showing posts with label Humors. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humors. Show all posts
Sunday, September 4, 2022

Putting Out The Fire

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A man slaughtered a large cow to celebrate his birthday, lit the grill, and said to his son, "Son", call our loved ones and neighb...
Monday, April 27, 2020

New Pastor Walks On Water

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The congregation was not certain that the new pastor could do all that the previous, older pastor had done. The Pastor Search Committee de...
Monday, February 24, 2020

Marriage Jokes

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Marriage Jokes Can Be Very Enlightening. While they make you laugh, they also help you to realize your flaws and mistakes. Do not expect ...
Wednesday, January 29, 2020

Just Pull The Plug

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A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a living will. “Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative sta...
Saturday, August 3, 2019

Sending Sons To Israel

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A Jewish businessman in Chicago sent his son to Israel for a year to absorb the culture and upon his return, he said, "Papa, I had a...
Saturday, July 21, 2018

Upside Down World

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During Hollywood's golden years there were many people in the film industry who were known for their practical jokes. One of the best ...
Saturday, February 3, 2018

Crazy Laws

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It was not uncommon in the Middle Ages for animals to be tried in courts of law. These prosecutions were based on the Biblical law of Mo...
Friday, October 20, 2017

LETTERS TO PASTORS FROM CHILDREN

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Below are letters that children have written to their pastor. Dear Pastor: Please say in your sermon Peter Peterson has been a go...
Tuesday, April 26, 2016

Karate Dog

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A young couple lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog. Visiting t...
Tuesday, April 19, 2016

Chair of Applied Electronics

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The Smith's were proud of their family tradition; their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower and also included many Senators...
Tuesday, March 29, 2016

The Pigs Don't!

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A Christian farmer spent the day in the city. In a restaurant for his meal, he sat near a group of young men. After he bowed his head to g...
Thursday, May 22, 2014

The Proud Flying Frog

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"Pride goes before destruction, a haughty spirit before a fall." Proverbs 16:18 In the devotional book, Today in the Word, the...
Saturday, May 10, 2014

Any Doctors In The House?

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A strained voice called out through the darkened theater, "Please, is there a doctor in the house?" Several men stood up as t...
Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Highly Complex Plan For Mars Travel

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A NASA official involved in space exploration was talking to a reporter about humans landing on Mars. The reporter was concerned about h...
Tuesday, December 24, 2013

DO YOU KNOW HOW TO PRAY?

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I heard a story of a ship that was sinking in the middle of a storm, and the captain called out to the crew and said, "Does anyone ...
Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Old Golf's Buddy

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There was once an elderly gentleman who loved playing golf. But he was almost eighty, and his vision was not very good anymore. He always ...

God IS Watching

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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.  At the head of the table was a large pile of ...
Thursday, October 24, 2013

How Different Churches Solve Their Problem With Squirrels

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There were three country churches in a small Texas town: the Presbyterian church, the Lutheran church and the Catholic church. Each church...
Thursday, October 17, 2013

Classic Church Feuds

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Church feuds are not uncommon, especially among cliques in the congregation. But when the pastor and choir director get into it, stand asi...
Thursday, October 10, 2013

Attractive Wife

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Amy and Jamie are old friends. They have both been married to their husbands for a long time. One day Amy was upset because she thought ...