Major Decision

A married couple was celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary. At the party, everybody wanted to know how they managed to stay married so long in this day and age. 
The husband responded, “When we were first married we came to an agreement. I would make all the major decisions and my wife would make all the minor decisions. 

And in 60 years of marriage, we have never needed to make a major decision.”

Just Pull The Plug

A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a living will.
“Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug,” the man said. 
His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all the beer.