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Showing posts with label Happiness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Happiness. Show all posts

Monday, August 18, 2014

The Importance of Smiling


Holiday Inn, when looking for 500 people to fill positions for a new facility, interviewed 5,000 candidates. The hotel managers interviewing these people excluded all candidates who smiled fewer than four times during the interview. This applied to people competing for jobs in all categories.
Bits & Pieces, March 3, 1994, p. 11.

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Would You Swap Places With This Rich Guy?


A young man named Steve Walker walked into Zig Ziglar's office years ago. A friend of his had flown him down from Toronto because he wanted Steve to see Zig. He thought Steve needed a change.

Turns out Steve left for work at six in the morning, and he got home every night between ten and eleven. That was six days a week. On Sundays he was so exhausted he slept all day.


He had no family life. He was so tired he had run off the road two or three times driving back and forth the 20 or 30 miles he had to go to his job. His wife was threatening to divorce him. Everything in this guy's life was falling apart - the whole nine yards.


Steve's friend had forewarned Zig of all this, and when Zig met with Steve, he discovered his boss was the person he looked up to the most.


"Why is that?" Zig asked him.


"Most successful man I've ever seen."


"Okay,” Zig said, "let's look at your boss. Here's what I want you to do. I want you to give your boss a plus or a minus grade on all the questions I'm going to ask you."


"Okay."


He asked, "Steve, how happy is your boss?"


Steve thought a minute. "I never really thought about it until now, but I don't think he's happy at all."


"Well, we'll give him a minus on that, right?"


"Yeah, I guess."


"Why do you say you don't think he's happy?"


"Well, uh, number one, I've never heard him laugh. He seldom smiles, and besides that he has ulcers."


"Well, let's see now, that tells me something about his health. Do we give him a plus or minus on that?"


"Oh, that looks like a minus."


Zig said, "If he's got ulcers, that tells me something about his peace of mind. Do we give him a plus or a minus?"


"I'd say another minus."


"Okay," Zig continued. "How prosperous is your boss?"


He said, "Man, he's got money running out of his ears. That's why he's my role model."


"I guess we give him a big old plus on that one."


"Absolutely!" said Steve.


Zig said, "How secure is he?"


"Well, he's as secure as money can make you."


"We had some billionaire brothers here in Dallas who went bankrupt. How does your boss compare?"


"He doesn't have that kind of money."


"We had an industrialist here who was worth half a billion. Does he have that kind of money?"


"No way."


"We had another one, a former governor worth a hundred million at one time. He's bankrupt. How does your boss compare?"


Steve said, "Oh, man, he doesn't have that kind of money."


"Well, I don't want to give him a plus, I don't want to give him a minus. What about a question mark? Would that be fair?"


"I never thought I would say this," he said, "but that would be more than fair."


"How many friends does your boss have?"


Steve pondered for a moment. "Really, I don't think he has any. I'm not his friend; I just admire him because he's so successful. To tell you the truth, the guy's somewhat of a jerk."


"Well, we're sure going to give him a minus on that, aren't we?"


He sighed, "Once again, yes."


Zig said, "Tell me about his family."


"Well, his wife's divorcing him."


"Then we have to give him a minus for that."


"Yes we do. I can't believe it! He's getting a minus on everything."


"How much hope does he have for the future?"


"Well, before I started talking to you, I thought he had lots. But now I don't think he has any real hope."


"Well," Zig said, "another minus."


"Yep."


"Steve, let me ask you a question. Of the eight things everybody wants, your boss gets a minus on six, a plus on one, and a question mark on one. Knowing what you know,
would you swap places with him?"

Monday, February 20, 2012

This Glass of Water Can Kill You

Once a professor began his class by holding up a glass with some water in it. He held it up for all to see and asked the students, “how much do you think this glass weighs? Maybe it's 50gms,100gms or 125gms?".
The students answered, “I really don’t know unless I weigh it.”
The professor said, "Now, my question is: 'What would happen if I held it up like this for a few minutes?’"
‘Nothing’ the students said.
“Okay, what would happen if I held it up like this for an hour?” the professor asked.
“Your arm would begin to ache” said one of the students.
“You’re right, now what would happen if I held it for a day?”
“Your arm could go numb! 
"You might have severe muscle stress and even paralysis! You'll then have to go to hospital for sure!" Ventured another student. All the students laughed.
“Very good. But during all this, did the weight of the glass of water change?” Asked the professor.
“No” was the reply of all the students.
“Then what caused the arm to ache and the muscle to become stressed?” 
After a pause the professor asked “Before my arm aches, what should I do?”
The students were puzzled.
“Put the glass down!” said one of the students.
“Exactly!” said the professor, “Life’s problems are exactly like this. Hold it for a few minutes in your head; they seem all right. Think of them for a long time and they begin to ache. Hold it even longer and they will begin to paralyze you. You will not be able to do anything.”
It’s important to think of the challenges or problems in your life, but EVEN MORE IMPORTANTLY, you have to learn how to ‘put them down’. At the end of every day before you go to sleep, commit every care and stress of the day to the Lord. You will be surprise that many of the so-called 'problems' may look different after a good night rest.
By the grace of God, you will wake up refreshed, energized and ready to face another day!
Remember to put the glass down at the end of every day!