Welcome to Albert's Sermon Illustrations

In this blog, I have collected many stories, quotes, jokes and ideas that I use regularly in my sermons.I have tried to put in the sources and origins of these illustrations. If I have missed some or gotten the wrong sources, please let me know. I will update them. Feel free to use these illustrations for the glory of God. If you have some illustrations that you like to contribute, kindly add them to my blog, so that I and others may benefit from them. God bless!
Reverend Albert Kang

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Showing posts with label Patients. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Patients. Show all posts

Thursday, August 9, 2012

What Lies On The Other Side?

A sick man turned to his doctor, as he was preparing to leave the examination room and said, "Doctor, I am afraid to die. Tell me what lies on the other side."

Very quietly the doctor said, "I don't know."

"You don't know? You, a Christian man, does not know what is on the other side?"

The doctor was holding the handle of the door; on the other side of which came a sound of scratching and whining, and as he opened the door a dog sprang into the room and leaped on him with an eager show of gladness.

Turning to the patient, the doctor said, "Did you notice my dog? He's never been in this room before. He didn't know what was inside.

He knew nothing except that his master was here, and when the door opened he sprang in without fear."


"I know little of what is on the other side of death, but I do know one thing: I know my Master is there, and that is enough. And when the door opens, I will pass through it with gladness, but with no fear."

Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen! (Heb. 11:1)

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Actual Medical Records

The following are actual medical records taken from patients' charts around North America:


- The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.


- Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid.


- She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until 1989 when she got a divorce.


- The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.


- I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.


- The patient lives at home with his mother, father, and pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care three times a week.


- She is numb from her toes down.


- While in the emergency room, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.


- The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.


- The patient was to have a bowel resection. However he took a job as a stockbroker instead.


- Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.


- Patient was alert and unresponsive.


- When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.