Welcome to Albert's Sermon Illustrations

In this blog, I have collected many stories, quotes, jokes and ideas that I use regularly in my sermons.I have tried to put in the sources and origins of these illustrations. If I have missed some or gotten the wrong sources, please let me know. I will update them. Feel free to use these illustrations for the glory of God. If you have some illustrations that you like to contribute, kindly add them to my blog, so that I and others may benefit from them. God bless!
Reverend Albert Kang

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Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Dogs With Strange Names

A girl was visiting her friend who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. 

The friend responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.


Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"


"Helloooooooooooooo," answered the girl. "They're watch dogs!"

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