- Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.
- The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount cyanide to get the ten amendments.
- The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
- The fifth commandment is to humor thy father and mother.
- The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.
- The epistles were wives of the apostles.
- The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels.
- Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
- Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
- One of the opposums was St Matthew who was also a taximan.
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