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Showing posts with label Ambition. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ambition. Show all posts

Friday, December 7, 2012

Three Cigars


By Ron White
It was September 1862 and the fate of a nation was about to turn on three cigars serendipitously stumbled upon by a Union soldier, Sergeant Bloss. The stage was the Civil War, and the scene was that of a recently vacated rebel campfire. Bloss spotted an envelope with three cigars in it and was proud of his treasure. As there was a scamper to find a match to light the cigars, a piece of paper wrapped with the bounty was noticed. It was a find that would alter the course of the war.

The paper contained General Robert E. Lee’s battle plans and they had just fallen into his enemy’s fortunate hands. Lee’s soldiers were just coming off a victory at the second Battle of Bull Run and they needed to do two things. First, they had to keep the Union off balance. Second, they had to resupply their own forces. The scenario called for a daring move—just the kind of courage that made General Robert E. Lee famous more than a century after his death. His plan was to temporarily split his forces in an effort to pick up stragglers around the country as reinforcements and then reconvene for a bold move on the heart of the enemy at Philadelphia, Baltimore and Washington.

When the note was carried to General George McClellan, Commander-in-Chief of the Union Army, it was obvious what he was holding. If the note had not been found, Lee would have had a clear run to resupply and the war would have been over in weeks, if not days. Yet, because of this find, General McClellan also had an opportunity to end the war within days. With the knowledge that Lee had split his forces, McClellan could ambush each wing, divide the enemy and destroy them at his leisure. The war would still be over in days, yet now it would be a Union victory.

So what did McClellan do? As remarkable as it seems, he hesitated and did nothing. He performed no reconnaissance and issued no orders, and not a single one of his commanders dared tell him to do so. The forces did meet in a battle that headed off Lee’s resupply mission, and that battle was known as Antietam. The battle was a draw and the war continued for another four bloody years.

One hundred and forty years after this battle, we can look back and scoff at General McClellan’s inaction. How could someone hold the roadmap to success in his hands and fail to act? How could someone in a leadership position lack the courage to be bold? Knowing success was inevitable, how could nothing be done?

While it is true that General McClellan was ultimately replaced by a leader who was decisive and courageous (General Grant), we can learn a lot from McClellan.

You see, you also have three cigars in your hands with your enemy’s battle plans. The enemy is not foreign forces, instead the enemy is you. These battle plans tell you that you will win the war of success if you:


Educate yourself
Act decisively
Abandon the something for nothing mentality and work hard
Refuse the victim mindset and take responsibility for your life and success



You also hold the battle plans in your hands that will ensure your success. Yet, many, just as General George McClellan, will look at these orders and do nothing. Too many will not act. Too many will lack the courage and decisiveness to take responsibility for their success and instead lead lives of quiet desperation.

Read these battle orders LOUD and CLEAR—your success is GUARANTEED if you will only be determined to educate yourself, work hard, take responsibility and act!

The battle for success in life is in your hands. You have found it rolled with these metaphorical cigars. Success is not the elusive mystery that so many believe. It is the product of decisive actions, a lot of hard work and accepting responsibility for your life.


There you have it. You have the battle plans in front of you to ensure success. Now, what will you do? Will you hesitate and do nothing as General McClellan did? Or will you seize this opportunity to defeat the enemy and guarantee success for yourself?

The enemy is moving. There is no time to waste. You have the battle plans. March forth!

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Would You Swap Places With This Rich Guy?


A young man named Steve Walker walked into Zig Ziglar's office years ago. A friend of his had flown him down from Toronto because he wanted Steve to see Zig. He thought Steve needed a change.

Turns out Steve left for work at six in the morning, and he got home every night between ten and eleven. That was six days a week. On Sundays he was so exhausted he slept all day.


He had no family life. He was so tired he had run off the road two or three times driving back and forth the 20 or 30 miles he had to go to his job. His wife was threatening to divorce him. Everything in this guy's life was falling apart - the whole nine yards.


Steve's friend had forewarned Zig of all this, and when Zig met with Steve, he discovered his boss was the person he looked up to the most.


"Why is that?" Zig asked him.


"Most successful man I've ever seen."


"Okay,” Zig said, "let's look at your boss. Here's what I want you to do. I want you to give your boss a plus or a minus grade on all the questions I'm going to ask you."


"Okay."


He asked, "Steve, how happy is your boss?"


Steve thought a minute. "I never really thought about it until now, but I don't think he's happy at all."


"Well, we'll give him a minus on that, right?"


"Yeah, I guess."


"Why do you say you don't think he's happy?"


"Well, uh, number one, I've never heard him laugh. He seldom smiles, and besides that he has ulcers."


"Well, let's see now, that tells me something about his health. Do we give him a plus or minus on that?"


"Oh, that looks like a minus."


Zig said, "If he's got ulcers, that tells me something about his peace of mind. Do we give him a plus or a minus?"


"I'd say another minus."


"Okay," Zig continued. "How prosperous is your boss?"


He said, "Man, he's got money running out of his ears. That's why he's my role model."


"I guess we give him a big old plus on that one."


"Absolutely!" said Steve.


Zig said, "How secure is he?"


"Well, he's as secure as money can make you."


"We had some billionaire brothers here in Dallas who went bankrupt. How does your boss compare?"


"He doesn't have that kind of money."


"We had an industrialist here who was worth half a billion. Does he have that kind of money?"


"No way."


"We had another one, a former governor worth a hundred million at one time. He's bankrupt. How does your boss compare?"


Steve said, "Oh, man, he doesn't have that kind of money."


"Well, I don't want to give him a plus, I don't want to give him a minus. What about a question mark? Would that be fair?"


"I never thought I would say this," he said, "but that would be more than fair."


"How many friends does your boss have?"


Steve pondered for a moment. "Really, I don't think he has any. I'm not his friend; I just admire him because he's so successful. To tell you the truth, the guy's somewhat of a jerk."


"Well, we're sure going to give him a minus on that, aren't we?"


He sighed, "Once again, yes."


Zig said, "Tell me about his family."


"Well, his wife's divorcing him."


"Then we have to give him a minus for that."


"Yes we do. I can't believe it! He's getting a minus on everything."


"How much hope does he have for the future?"


"Well, before I started talking to you, I thought he had lots. But now I don't think he has any real hope."


"Well," Zig said, "another minus."


"Yep."


"Steve, let me ask you a question. Of the eight things everybody wants, your boss gets a minus on six, a plus on one, and a question mark on one. Knowing what you know,
would you swap places with him?"

Monday, December 20, 2010

Alexander the Great - His Ambition!

After his world-wide conquests Alexander wept because there were no more worlds to conquer. He died, after a short life of debauchery, at the age of 32. 

`A tub was large enough for Dionysius: a world was too little for Alexander.' 

(1 Tim. 6. 8; Heb. 13. 5)

Monday, December 13, 2010

The Contented Fisherman

Philip Parham tells the story of a rich industrialist who was disturbed to find a fisherman sitting lazily beside his boat. 

"Why aren't you out there fishing?" he asked. 

"Because I've caught enough fish for today," said the fisherman. 

"Why don't you catch more fish than you need?' the rich man asked. 

"What would I do with them?" 

"You could earn more money," came the impatient reply, "and buy a better boat so you could go deeper and catch more fish. You could purchase nylon nets, catch even more fish, and make more money. Soon you'd have a fleet of boats and be rich like me." 

The fisherman asked, "Then what would I do?" 

"You could sit down and enjoy life," said the industrialist. 

"What do you think I'm doing now?" the fisherman replied as he looked placidly out to sea. 

Our Daily Bread, May 18, 1994.