Welcome to Albert's Sermon Illustrations

In this blog, I have collected many stories, quotes, jokes and ideas that I use regularly in my sermons.I have tried to put in the sources and origins of these illustrations. If I have missed some or gotten the wrong sources, please let me know. I will update them. Feel free to use these illustrations for the glory of God. If you have some illustrations that you like to contribute, kindly add them to my blog, so that I and others may benefit from them. God bless!
Reverend Albert Kang

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Friday, October 20, 2017

LETTERS TO PASTORS FROM CHILDREN



Below are letters that children have written to their pastor.
Dear Pastor:
Please say in your sermon Peter Peterson has been a good boy all week. I am Peter Peterson. Sincerely, Pete, age 9
Are there any devils on earth? I think there may be one in my class.—Carla, age 10
I know God loves everybody but He never met my sister. Yours Sincerely, Arnold, age 8
I’m sorry I can’t leave more money in the plate, but my father didn’t give me a raise in my allowance. Could you have a sermon about a raise in my allowance? Love Patty, age 10
My mother is very religious. She goes to lay bingo at church every week even if she has a cold. Your truly, Annette, age 9
I would like to go to Heaven someday because I know my brother won’t be there.—Stephen, age 8
I think a lot more people would come to your church if you moved it to Disneyland.—Loreen, age 9
Please say a prayer for our Little League team. We need God’s help, or a new pitcher. Thank you, Alexander, age 10
My father says I should learn the Ten Commandments. But I don’t think I want to because we have enough rules already in my house.—Joshua, age 10
How does God know the good people from the bad people? Do you tell Him or does He read about it in the newspapers? Sincerely, Marie, age 9
I liked your sermon on Sunday. Especially when it was finished.—Ralph, age 11
I hope to go to Heaven some day but later than sooner. Love Ellen, age 9
My father should be a minister. Every day he gives us a sermon about something.—Robert, age 11

Thursday, October 19, 2017

Hereafter


The Pastor came to visit the other day. 
He said that at my advanced age I should be thinking of the hereafter. 
I told him, "Oh, I do it all the time. "No matter where I am - in the living room, upstairs, in the kitchen, or down in the basement, I am always asking myself: "Now, what am I here after?"