Once upon a time, there was a huge tree on the banks of a river. The tree made a comfortable home for the family of birds who had built their nests on its branch. The birds were living there happily as the tree with its widespread branches sheltered them from scorching sun and heavy rains.
One day, when the sky was overcast with dark clouds, it rained very heavily. Some monkeys who were playing nearby the tree got drenched and ran for shelter under the tree. All of them were shivering with cold. When the birds saw the monkeys in the pitiable condition, one of the birds said,” O Monkeys, you would not have to shiver like this, if you had built a home like us. You would not have to suffer like this. If we can build our nest with small beaks, then why cant you. By God’s grace, you have two hands and two legs. Why don’t you make a nice shelter for yourselves?”
On hearing this, the monkeys got annoyed and swore to teach a lesson to the birds. They said to themselves, “These birds are not afraid of the rain or of cold wind. They are living comfortably that is why they are criticizing us like this. Let the rain stops, we’ll show them how to build home”. As soon as the rain stopped, the monkeys climbed up the tree and destroyed the nests of the birds. They also broke the birds’ eggs and threw the young ones down.
The poor birds flew here and there in misery. They were full of regret for their words and realized that they should not have given advice that was not asked. Advice should only be given to learned, wise and to those who ask for it.
Moral: Never give advice to fools.
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Showing posts with label Foolishness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Foolishness. Show all posts
Wednesday, December 5, 2012
Would You Swap Places With This Rich Guy?
A young man named Steve Walker walked into Zig Ziglar's office years ago. A friend of his had flown him down from Toronto because he wanted Steve to see Zig. He thought Steve needed a change.
Turns out Steve left for work at six in the morning, and he got home every night between ten and eleven. That was six days a week. On Sundays he was so exhausted he slept all day.
He had no family life. He was so tired he had run off the road two or three times driving back and forth the 20 or 30 miles he had to go to his job. His wife was threatening to divorce him. Everything in this guy's life was falling apart - the whole nine yards.
Steve's friend had forewarned Zig of all this, and when Zig met with Steve, he discovered his boss was the person he looked up to the most.
"Why is that?" Zig asked him.
"Most successful man I've ever seen."
"Okay,” Zig said, "let's look at your boss. Here's what I want you to do. I want you to give your boss a plus or a minus grade on all the questions I'm going to ask you."
"Okay."
He asked, "Steve, how happy is your boss?"
Steve thought a minute. "I never really thought about it until now, but I don't think he's happy at all."
"Well, we'll give him a minus on that, right?"
"Yeah, I guess."
"Why do you say you don't think he's happy?"
"Well, uh, number one, I've never heard him laugh. He seldom smiles, and besides that he has ulcers."
"Well, let's see now, that tells me something about his health. Do we give him a plus or minus on that?"
"Oh, that looks like a minus."
Zig said, "If he's got ulcers, that tells me something about his peace of mind. Do we give him a plus or a minus?"
"I'd say another minus."
"Okay," Zig continued. "How prosperous is your boss?"
He said, "Man, he's got money running out of his ears. That's why he's my role model."
"I guess we give him a big old plus on that one."
"Absolutely!" said Steve.
Zig said, "How secure is he?"
"Well, he's as secure as money can make you."
"We had some billionaire brothers here in Dallas who went bankrupt. How does your boss compare?"
"He doesn't have that kind of money."
"We had an industrialist here who was worth half a billion. Does he have that kind of money?"
"No way."
"We had another one, a former governor worth a hundred million at one time. He's bankrupt. How does your boss compare?"
Steve said, "Oh, man, he doesn't have that kind of money."
"Well, I don't want to give him a plus, I don't want to give him a minus. What about a question mark? Would that be fair?"
"I never thought I would say this," he said, "but that would be more than fair."
"How many friends does your boss have?"
Steve pondered for a moment. "Really, I don't think he has any. I'm not his friend; I just admire him because he's so successful. To tell you the truth, the guy's somewhat of a jerk."
"Well, we're sure going to give him a minus on that, aren't we?"
He sighed, "Once again, yes."
Zig said, "Tell me about his family."
"Well, his wife's divorcing him."
"Then we have to give him a minus for that."
"Yes we do. I can't believe it! He's getting a minus on everything."
"How much hope does he have for the future?"
"Well, before I started talking to you, I thought he had lots. But now I don't think he has any real hope."
"Well," Zig said, "another minus."
"Yep."
"Steve, let me ask you a question. Of the eight things everybody wants, your boss gets a minus on six, a plus on one, and a question mark on one. Knowing what you know, would you swap places with him?"
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Wednesday, March 21, 2012
Deaths at Venal Fall
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The Deadly Venal Fall |
At the bottom of the trail leading to the Vernal Falls there is a sign warning about the fast moving water. Also, when entering the Yosemite Park, visitors are given a news paper warning about water hazards and to stay away from fast moving water.
Furthermore, at the top of the Vernal Fall there is a guard railing and a metal safety barricade marked with a warning. Tragically the victims of this tragedy ignored all the warning signs, climbed over the barricade, and fell to a horrific death.
How foolish we say, and yet, I wonder how many warnings in life we ignore. The greatest tragedy of all is when we ignore all the warnings in God's Word, the Bible—and especially so if we ignore God's warnings about life after death.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/07/21/yosemite-deaths-reminder-rivers-risks/#ixzz1TG7gp6TL
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Friday, July 29, 2011
A Broken Anchor Line
A man on the California coast of the Pacific Ocean conceived the idea that a large cask, weighted down and anchored off shore, would serve as a good hiding place from which to shoot ducks, and so he rigged one up. He was rowed out to and deposited in his barrel.
So busy was he shooting at the evening flight of ducks that he failed to notice when the anchor line broke, and soon he was helplessly floating on the tide. A light wind blowing off shore sent him out to sea. A dense fog settled down with the darkness, and he feared he was lost.
When his partner returned to take him from the barrel, he surmised the man's fate and rowed out into the bay, firing his gun and shouting. At last the lost hunter was located and rescued from his perilous situation.
Many a man drifts away form the anchorage of right thinking and right living and is far on the way toward shipwreck and disaster before he appreciates his danger. Many are thus lost in the fog and darkness of doubt and sin, and will be lost eternally unless we go after them with the earnest purpose of rescue.
So busy was he shooting at the evening flight of ducks that he failed to notice when the anchor line broke, and soon he was helplessly floating on the tide. A light wind blowing off shore sent him out to sea. A dense fog settled down with the darkness, and he feared he was lost.
When his partner returned to take him from the barrel, he surmised the man's fate and rowed out into the bay, firing his gun and shouting. At last the lost hunter was located and rescued from his perilous situation.
Many a man drifts away form the anchorage of right thinking and right living and is far on the way toward shipwreck and disaster before he appreciates his danger. Many are thus lost in the fog and darkness of doubt and sin, and will be lost eternally unless we go after them with the earnest purpose of rescue.
Friday, January 14, 2011
The Birds and the Monkeys
Whoever corrects a mocker invites insult; whoever rebukes a wicked man incurs abuse. Do not rebuke a mocker or he will hate you; rebuke a wise man and he will love you. Instruct a wise man and he will be wiser still; teach a righteous man and he will add to his learning. (Proverbs 9:7-9)
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