Welcome to Albert's Sermon Illustrations

In this blog, I have collected many stories, quotes, jokes and ideas that I use regularly in my sermons.I have tried to put in the sources and origins of these illustrations. If I have missed some or gotten the wrong sources, please let me know. I will update them. Feel free to use these illustrations for the glory of God. If you have some illustrations that you like to contribute, kindly add them to my blog, so that I and others may benefit from them. God bless!
Reverend Albert Kang

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Sunday, July 17, 2011

English Is A Very Tough Language

English is such a tough language to master. There are more exceptions to the rules than rules. It's no wonder there are so many blunders. We hope this creative copy from travel and dining brochures from around the world will put a smile on your face.


Italian Hotel Brochure:
This hotel is renowned for its peace and solitude. In fact, crowds from all over the world flock here to enjoy its solitude.


Polish Tourist Brochure:
As for the tripe served you at the Hotel Monopol, you will be singing its praises to your grandchildren as you lie on your deathbed.


Swiss Menu:
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.


Spanish Hotel Ad:
The provision of a large French widow in every room adds to visitors' comfort.


Athens Hotel:
A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.


On the Menu:
Bowels in sauce. (Tripe!)

Chopped up cow with wire through it. (Shish-kebob)

Buttered saucepans and fried hormones - Japan

Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce - China

Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream - China

Rainbow Trout, Fillet Streak, Popotoes, Chocolate Mouse - Hong Kong

Teppan Yaki, Before Your Cooked Right Eyes - Japan


Hong Kong Tailor Shop:
Ladies may have a fit upstairs.


Bangkok Dry Cleaners:
Drop your trousers here for best results.


Paris Dress Shop:
Dresses for street walking.

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