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In this blog, I have collected many stories, quotes, jokes and ideas that I use regularly in my sermons.I have tried to put in the sources and origins of these illustrations. If I have missed some or gotten the wrong sources, please let me know. I will update them. Feel free to use these illustrations for the glory of God. If you have some illustrations that you like to contribute, kindly add them to my blog, so that I and others may benefit from them. God bless!
Reverend Albert Kang

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Friday, September 23, 2011

A Can of Peach

An 80 year old woman was arrested for shoplifting.


When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?" she replied, "A can of peaches."


The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry.


The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied, "Six."


The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."


Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.


He said, "What is it?"


The husband said "She also stole a can of peas."

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