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In this blog, I have collected many stories, quotes, jokes and ideas that I use regularly in my sermons.I have tried to put in the sources and origins of these illustrations. If I have missed some or gotten the wrong sources, please let me know. I will update them. Feel free to use these illustrations for the glory of God. If you have some illustrations that you like to contribute, kindly add them to my blog, so that I and others may benefit from them. God bless!
Reverend Albert Kang

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Tuesday, December 6, 2011

End of the Mayan Calendar - 2012

mayan calenderSeveral thousand years ago...

Mayan Scribe: "Okay guys I've finished the calender!"

Mayan Priest: "But it only goes up to 21.12.2012"

Mayan Scribe: "Ah don't worry about it we'll make a new one before then.  I would have carried on on this stone but I ran out of room."

Mayan Priest: "Fair enough. Hey, imagine if people thought that the world was gonna end because you couldn't find a bigger stone."

Mayan Scribe: "Yeah, but you'd have to be pretty stupid to think that wouldn't you?"

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