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Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Who Shot The Buck?

WARNING:This joke may not be suitable for those who are not hunters. 

Three friends decided to go deer hunting together. One was a lawyer, one a doctor, and the other a preacher.
As they were walking, along came a big buck. The three of them shot simultaneously. Immediately the buck dropped to the ground and all three rushed up to see how big it actually was.


Upon reaching it they found out that it was dead but had only one bullet hole. Thus a debate followed concerning whose buck it was.


A few minutes later a game officer came by and asked what the problem was. The doctor told him their reason for the debate. The officer told them he would take a look and tell them who shot it.


Within a few seconds the game officer said with much confidence, "The pastor shot the buck!"


They all wondered how he knew that so quickly.


The officer said, "Easy. The bullet went in one ear and out the other."


Thanks to Pastor Cheng Lip Kiong for sharing this joke on FB.

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