One day his buddies did not show up. It was a beautiful day for golf, and as he waited at the clubhouse he got more and more upset that he wasn't going to get to play his round.
Another elderly man in the clubhouse saw him and asked, “What’s wrong?” The man explained his predicament: “I was really looking forward to playing golf today. But I don’t see very well anymore, so I need someone to watch the ball after I hit.”
The second man was even older than he was, but he said, “That’s no problem. I’ll be glad to ride around with you. I’ve got 20/20 vision. I can see like a hawk. You just hit the ball, and I’ll watch it fly right down the fairway.”
So they went out on the first tee, and the old man hit the ball right down the center. He turned to his spotter. “Did you see it?”
The man replied, “I saw it all the way until it stopped rolling.” “Well, where did it go?”
The older man paused for a moment and then said, “I forgot.”