Welcome to Albert's Sermon Illustrations

In this blog, I have collected many stories, quotes, jokes and ideas that I use regularly in my sermons.I have tried to put in the sources and origins of these illustrations. If I have missed some or gotten the wrong sources, please let me know. I will update them. Feel free to use these illustrations for the glory of God. If you have some illustrations that you like to contribute, kindly add them to my blog, so that I and others may benefit from them. God bless!
Reverend Albert Kang

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Friday, December 17, 2010

Mother and You

3 yrs old: "Ma, I love you"
10 yrs old: "Mom whatever!"
16 yrs old: "OMG! My Mom is so annoying!"
18 yrs old: "I wanna leave this house."
25 yrs old: "Mom, you were right."
30 yrs old: "I want to go back to my Mom's house."
40 yrs old: "Mom, what do you think?"
50 yrs old: "I don't wanna lose my Mom."
60 yrs old: "Ma, I love you."
70 yrs old: "I would give up anything for my Mom to be here."
80 yrs old: "Ma, see you in heaven soon!"

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