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In this blog, I have collected many stories, quotes, jokes and ideas that I use regularly in my sermons.I have tried to put in the sources and origins of these illustrations. If I have missed some or gotten the wrong sources, please let me know. I will update them. Feel free to use these illustrations for the glory of God. If you have some illustrations that you like to contribute, kindly add them to my blog, so that I and others may benefit from them. God bless!
Reverend Albert Kang

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Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Mistakes

Mistakes

If an engineer makes a mistake,
It is a new venture!


If a scientist makes a mistake,
It is a new invention!


If an explorer makes a mistake,
It's a new discovery!


If a driver makes a mistake,
It is an accident!


If a politician makes a mistake,
 It is a new law!


If a professor makes a mistake,
It is a new theory!


If a hairstylist makes a mistake,
It's a new style!


If a tailor makes a mistake,
It is a new fashion!


If parents make a mistake,
It is a new generation!


If the boss makes a mistake,
It is our mistake!


If an employee makes a mistake,
Now, *that* is a "MISTAKE!"

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