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In this blog, I have collected many stories, quotes, jokes and ideas that I use regularly in my sermons.I have tried to put in the sources and origins of these illustrations. If I have missed some or gotten the wrong sources, please let me know. I will update them. Feel free to use these illustrations for the glory of God. If you have some illustrations that you like to contribute, kindly add them to my blog, so that I and others may benefit from them. God bless!
Reverend Albert Kang

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Monday, March 14, 2011

The Christian Bear

There was a man who one day didn't feel like going to church so he decided to go hunting instead. 

He was out in the bush when he was approached from behind by a bear. He dropped his gun by accident but didn't bother to pick it up. 

He ran for his life. Weaving in and out the trees with the bear on his trail. Curving around a tree he tripped over its root. 

He looked up and the bear looked down. The bear was about to strike at him. He put his hands together and prayed: "Dear lord, Please let this bear become a Christian." 

The bear suddenly sat down on its bum and held the man's hands, closed his eyes and said: "Dear Lord, Thank you for the food that I am about to receive!"

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