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Tuesday, March 15, 2011

On A Collision Course

This is supposed to be the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. 

The Radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on Oct. 10, 1995. 

- Please change your direction 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision. 

- Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to South to avoid a collision.

- This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course. 

- No. I say again, you divert YOUR course. 

- THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW! 

- This is a lighthouse. Your call.

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