Welcome to Albert's Sermon Illustrations

In this blog, I have collected many stories, quotes, jokes and ideas that I use regularly in my sermons.I have tried to put in the sources and origins of these illustrations. If I have missed some or gotten the wrong sources, please let me know. I will update them. Feel free to use these illustrations for the glory of God. If you have some illustrations that you like to contribute, kindly add them to my blog, so that I and others may benefit from them. God bless!
Reverend Albert Kang

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Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Phone Line Not Working Too Well

Little Joanie was watching her father, a pastor, writing his sermon.

"How do you know what to say?" the curious little girl asked.
Her father answered without looking up, "Why, God tells me."

Then the girl asked again, "Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"

The father quickly replied, "Well, that's because Daddy's inner phone line with God is a little faulty!"

The quick-thinking little girl then said, "Why didn't you get the telephone repair men to fix your phone line?"

The pastor then looked up at his little daughter in disbelief. 

He then reached out and hugged her, saying, "Daddy will get the repair men to fix the line!"

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